Dear ~HeyThereLilRed (https://www.deviantart.com/heytherelilred),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized that night outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist Oprah Winfrey imitations.
Your everlasting enemy,
East Coast Emmy.
fawouerhgh SO MUCH FUN.
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